Jack

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: *sighs* Maybe for you. *points at Danielle* You, go back where you came from. Lucifer sent me a call. He says you missed a spot when you cleaned his--
Jack:*shushes Julian* Hush. This is a stealth misson! Grilled Idiot, Thea?
Thea: Grilled Idiot, Jack.
*Both pull out little spray-paint canisters from pockets* HA-HA! *spray Danielle and Dimitri from head-to-toe in bright yellow paint*
Julian: *sits down* You're right. This is fun. *eats popcorn*

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: Ok, I see how it is. If you didnt like my shirt you could have told be instead of getting my hair yellow!! Its black for a reason!!
Danielle: Oh no!! Not my wings!!!
Felicity: Oh my gosh! If that was me I would simply, die!
Jaqcues: *Grabs marshmellow* Told you! These two always used to get into trouble years ago. Never gets old...Thea yelling at Dimitri is even better though.

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian:*glares at Felicity* I can make that a reality if you don't shut up. This is better than Lifetime.
Thea: Yes, that's how it is. You have horrible taste. *sprays again* Why don't you stay truthful for once? Have you never been faithful to a woman?
Jack: You guys are so materialistic. Life isn't all about appearance, you know! *sniffs* Hey, Jules, let me have some of that popcorn.

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: I always wear black shirts! This one was just softer...and felt good...UNTIL IT WAS RIPPED APART AND SPRAYED WITH YELLOW PAINT!!! Plus my once black hair is a yellow...
Jaqcues: Looks run in our family. I mean, look at us! *Stands next to Dimitri sparkles showering off them then runs back to seat.* We are just good looking by nature.
Felicity and Danielle: You got that right...
Dimitri: And, yes I have been faithful, you are just jealous because so many women like me..

[occasionallyinsane]

Thea: *covers ears* I don't have to hear this. I DO NOT HAVE TO HEAR THIS!
Julian: *munches popcorn* Yeah! GO THEA!
Jack: *thinks quickly* Well, you know, Dimitri, Thea is one hot dame herself. If you let more...truthful...men around her she'd be gone in a second. Must I prove my point?

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: Dont even try me..
Jaqcues: Thea is pretty hot....
Felicity: Wow...you guys have some problems...
Danielle: Tell me about it..You should have seen her when she found Dimitri and I...talk about problems...

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: Oh, shut up, Danielle. Thea is a billon times better than you! *sticks out tounge* You can't blame her! She just lost her father, for heaven's sake!
Thea: Yes, Jack, I think you must.
Jack: *claps hands* Yes! *takes Thea's hand and kisses her*
Me: I have to go in about 5 minutes...see you at four, hopefully.

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: OK human boy watch out!
Jaqcues: UH-oh the Hulk is going to attack...
Felcitiy: The Hulk? Isnt he green not a plae white?
Danielle: He does turn green.

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: *growls*If you harm one hair on his head, Dimitri, I'll bash your brains in!
Thea: *flicks Dim off*
Jack: Umm…Thea. I don't think this was such a good idea…

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: *Turns into 10 foot tall green Dimitir* RAWR!! YOU ASKED FOR IT TINY HUMAN!! *SMunches Jack with finger*
Jaqcues: Good show!!
Felicity: Gross..
Danielle: You know what they say about the size of a mans feet....

[occasionallyinsane]

Thea: STUPID-HEAD! *pulls Jack out from under Dim's finger and airs him out like a carpet*
Jack: *un-flattens* Owie! That friggin hurt! It's on now! *grabs funky staff-thingy and sends little red darts at Dim's bottom*
Julian: *leaps onto Dimitri and hits him over and over and over again with spatula* Stupid green man!

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: RAWWWW!!! DIMITRI MADDD!!
Jaqcues: GO FOR THE JUGULAR!!!
Felcity: Ooohhh...be careful cutie!
Danielle: *Smacks Felicity* Im next in line for him thank you.

[occasionallyinsane]

Jack: Run, Julian, Thea! Save yourselves!
Julian: I don't think so. GET CONTROL OF YOURSELF, DIMITRI!
Thea: *twitches* Stop now! *blows everyone over with wind*

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: *Turns bck to normal* Sorry about that..
Jaqcues: Thea you ruin all of our fun..
Felicity: AGH MY HAIR!
Danielle: ECCK

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: *fixes jacket* Quite alright. Just don't do it again.
Jack:*grumbles* Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Thea: *hugs Dimitri* Why don't we all get some ice-cream? Ice cream will make every=thing better.