Jack

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: Okay, now lets do "Peter Cottontail!" Oh, here come's Peter Cottontail.... Now you join us, Dimitri and Jacques!
Thea & Jack:....hoppin' down the bunny trail!

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: I have never heard this song,
Jaqcues: HEY! I was in the same time periods he was in!
Felicity: Hippity-Hop! *hops around in a playboy bunny costume*

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: *glares at Felicity* Great job, Felicity. You're ruined the innocence of Peter Cottontail.
Jack: *waggles finger* Shame on you! You're lucky I'm decent...put some clothes on!
Thea: You know...that's the only part of the song I know, so... *looks at Felicity* Now, I'd look better in that. *strips down to same costume*
Jack: *whistles*

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: *Punches Jack* MINE!
Jaqcues: Damn...the are both HOT!
Dimitri: *Punches Jaqcues* MINE!
Felicity: *giggles* Thank you! *Does weird cheerleading moves that I dont know the names of and lands with a* TADA!

[occasionallyinsane]

Jack: *punches back* I knew her first!
Julian: *sighs* How did simple song-singing turn into...this?
Thea: *blushes and sits down next to Jacques* You really think I'm pretty, Jacques? That's wonderful...but don't try anything or I'll slap you two ways to Tuesday.

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: *cracks knuckles* Ok you asked for it. *Hole in floor opens and beams stick across stake pit. On the wall weapons apear.* Pick one and get ready to fight.
Jaqcues: Yes, yo remind me of my mother...She was pretty too. *Hugs* Plus your nice to me. Dimitri is going to kick his human ass.
Felicity: Oooooh...A fight...

[occasionallyinsane]

Jack: I already have my weapon. *pulls long, staff like thingy from jacket*
Julian: Don't you think you're a little...over-qualified for Jack, Dimitri? He's just a human, really.
Thea: Oh, thank you, Jacques. *stands up* I will not have my boyfriend and my best friend fighting! Stand down, both of you! *puts hands on hips* Or I'll bite your ears off.

[Darknessfalls]

Diitri: Thea.....We had this talk when Jaqcues and I fought...I wont hurt Jack....to much... *Pulls large wooden staff with barbed and and spear off wall* Ready? *Jumps onto beams barefooted.*
Jaqcues: GO DIMITRI!!!WOOOO!! *Waves arms in air*
Felicity: Ooooh...I like them both...umm... GO BOTH OF YOU!! YAY!!! *Does cheerleader kick thing*

[occasionallyinsane]

Thea: *snorts* You won't hurt him much?
Julian: Sorry, Dimitri, but I've known Jack longer than you. And he doesn't insult me! GO JACK! WOOOOO! *waves arms*
Jack: *follows suit* The don't call me a genius for nothing you know. *press hidden button on staff-thing, and iron net wraps around Dimitri* This little baby can kill you in three seconds. Ha-ha!

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: Hey! Cheating is not aloud!
Jaqcues: BOOO CHEATER!!! HAND HELD !! NETS COUNT AS OTHER!
Felicity: Oooo...
Dimitri: *Grabs net and rips section out* Hahaha Im stronger than youuuuu, takes me to keep me down! *Rubs hand on chest*

[occasionallyinsane]

Jack: *sticks out tounge* Fine then! I'll switch to manual! And whoever said we had to play by the rules?
Thea: *looks around* Oh, my! *faints*
Julian: Stop, stop! Thea's had a heart-attack! *cries*

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: Its the way of tradition my young boy. Now, we can fight.
Jaqcues: Thats more like it!
Felicity: AGH! CALL THE POLICe! THE AMBULANCE!!!

[occasionallyinsane]

Julian: Are you daft, man? Your sweetheart is dying, and all you can think about is settling a stupid fighting match?
Jack: Hell's accountants! Thea! Is she alright?!

[Darknessfalls]

Dimitri: *Jumps down next to Thea and listens to heart* Stupid American men... *Mumbles words under breath*
Jaqcues: Pokes Theas arm* If she dies.....I think I will have to commit suicide...Dimitri isnt tolerable otherwise...
Felicity: Umm...Right....

[occasionallyinsane]

Jack: I'm hardly stupid...
Julian: Oh, no! Don't do that, Jacques! She shall be alright!
Thea: Dimitri...get...get...me...some...gumbo...It's the...only...only thing...that can save...me.
Jack: The kind with shrimp or without?
Thea: With...out...